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cwazy_wabbit


cwazy_wabbit
Originally uploaded by mr.thorn.

That’s me, fresh from a trip to the convenience store. I dress this way when I go out in public because otherwise too many are drawn to my irresistible magnetic radiance of goodness, charm, and untamed sexuality.

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no turning back

Well, if I had any doubt before, that doubt is now wholly dissolved: I am a total geek. How do I know? Because I just went to talk Secure Sockets Layer with a co-worker. He had his phone headset on, but said he’d only be a few minutes. As I walked back to my desk, I called to him, “Just ping me!”

Still, I don’t own ANY Star Trek DVD’s.

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now i will geek out

Some screenshots and discussion of the Katamari Damacy sequel’s co-op and competitive play modes. Co-op play looks awesome. So hard to find co-op games!

And keep scrolling down on the same page for more the drool I keep finding everywhere on the web that’s got me wanting God of War so bad.

Rented Midnight Club 3 last night, Rockstar’s latest racing entry. Seems pretty fun, seems huge, with a ton of customization options…if you care about that sort of thing. Which I don’t. The soundtrack’s fair, but Gwen hates it, so this might be as in-depth …

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whitey


whitey
Originally uploaded by mr.thorn.

Saw this fellow today. Not, I think, a true albino, but special, so special, nevertheless.

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well it does kinda make sense

More Help Desk fun:

Me: “Do you have a 1-button or a 2-button mouse?”

Client: “Two. No wait! I’m sorry. I have a 1-button mouse, but what I do is I double-click with it.”

Reminds of my brilliant idea of cooking frozen pizza in 4500 degree oven for 1.8-2 minutes, instead of a 450 degree oven f— oh forget it. There’s no way I can make this any funnier.

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help desk kookiness #001

Me: “Computing Help Desk!”

Guy: “What is GOING on?”

I love my job.

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naked air

Nudists. On a plane.

“Honey, you know I’d LOVE to go to the Caribbean for vacation this year, but I just can’t stand having to wear clothes on the plane. It’s so restrictive!”

“You don’t have to worry about that anymore, Jim! Castaways Travel now offers *Naked-Air* clothing-optional flights.”

“You mean…now I can fly…naked?”

“As a jay-bird, Jim!”

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mmpf!

Rogue dhcp box!

Someone set up a Bad Computer (or more than one) on campus today, brought down three buildings’ network and all their wireless access points. Phones crazy, and the people in Network were uncommunicative with us. All in all, a rough morning. Everybody made the best of it, and everyone’s still really great about helping me stumble into my role as Call Center Facilitator. It doesn’t require much, but what it does require is pretty important, and it tends to be stuff that I got used to not paying attention to from my first few …

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